» via  official-tampon   (originally  ronaldwheasley)
26 minutes ago on 24 April 2014 @ 12:22am 118,711 notes

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

» via  ayyylmaaoo   (originally  grossr5)
27 minutes ago on 24 April 2014 @ 12:22am 215,459 notes

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

» via  living-a-lovely-life   (originally  fencehopping)
44 minutes ago on 24 April 2014 @ 12:04am 345,520 notes

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

» via  ayyylmaaoo   (originally  katebishopss)
47 minutes ago on 24 April 2014 @ 12:01am 256,529 notes
» via  patrollingsnow   (originally  madonnadiditfirst)
48 minutes ago on 24 April 2014 @ 12:01am 190,913 notes

vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

» via  ayyylmaaoo   (originally  humortrain)
48 minutes ago on 24 April 2014 @ 12:01am 308,140 notes
» via  ihateburritos   (originally  isaaclahye)
49 minutes ago on 24 April 2014 @ 12:00am 530,344 notes
» via  monkeeyslut   (originally  chelseawoosh)
50 minutes ago on 23 April 2014 @ 11:59pm 35,136 notes

hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

» via  official-tampon   (originally  hausofrave)
50 minutes ago on 23 April 2014 @ 11:59pm 134,248 notes

attmosphere:

When he whips out the d and it’s small
image

» via  monkeeyslut   (originally  attmosphere)
50 minutes ago on 23 April 2014 @ 11:59pm 6,794 notes

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

» via  youremyonlyparadise   (originally  officialsamwinchester)
50 minutes ago on 23 April 2014 @ 11:58pm 26,535 notes

You’re a cold-hearted bitch. 

» via  isis-   (originally  xavierstea)
3 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 9:41pm 1,911 notes

babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like

» via  burning-snowflakes   (originally  sobwanking-archive)
3 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 9:41pm 219,016 notes

wegotsdis:

All of the above motherfucker

» via  bowtiesandyellowlies   (originally  nostereotype24)
3 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 9:40pm 19,878 notes

thedoctorknows:

sebastillestans:

i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre

like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish

the answer is probably yes

headcanon that, even when brainwashed, Bucky still stops at alleyways and looks down them to find nothing

and he never knows what he’s looking for

» via  isis-   (originally  sebastillestans)
3 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 9:40pm 20,486 notes
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