life is full of disappointments
It’s 2014. These things shouldn’t happen anymore.
i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
petition for australia to host a winter olympic games
and what a great investment that was
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
I found my senior quote.
what is this and how can i never see it again
the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
I feel second-hand embarrassment for all three