calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

» via  zackisontumblr   (originally  calumashtons)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:15pm 38,464 notes

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

AND THE FATTEST CAT IN TGE WORLD

» via  heytheresam17   (originally  bienenkiste)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:11pm 33,582 notes

paatroklos:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

» via  lilaalnaughty   (originally  paatroklos)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:10pm 521,234 notes
» via  little-misunderstood   (originally  tomorrowsofyesterday)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:08pm 252,202 notes

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

» via  heytheresam17   (originally  unconscious-mindset)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:08pm 179,615 notes
» via  fightingup   (originally  memewhore)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:08pm 88,224 notes

melleauxmood:

bonjouryoulee:

earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really

YESSS

and then developers have the nerve to call the neighborhood “fox run” or some shit.

» via  forsakenwordsmith   (originally  dirtyhippieproductions)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:06pm 71,445 notes
» via  lilaalnaughty   (originally  vanessayves)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:05pm 54,729 notes

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

» via  asianpotato   (originally  observando)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:05pm 215,765 notes
» via  red-thebloodofangrymen   (originally  notabadday)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:05pm 12,266 notes
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
~

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via slashfilled-mind)

» via  red-thebloodofangrymen   (originally  mysharona1987)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:04pm 49,335 notes

educationalpancakes:

ayumichan46:

YES IT CAME BACK

THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE THANK YOU

» via  idrathermakemistakes-thannothing   (originally  sunnyotakuu)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:04pm 133,110 notes

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

why did the semen cross the road?

because i put on the wrong sock this morning

» via  red-thebloodofangrymen   (originally  420dongsquad)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:02pm 29,898 notes
I was 17 when I wrote that,” she reminds me. “That’s the age you are when you think someone can actually take your boyfriend. Then you grow up and realise no one takes someone from you if they don’t want to leave.
~ Taylor talking about Better Than Revenge  (via californiagirlwearingpearls)
» via  bl0wmeawayy   (originally  all-too-well)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:01pm 37,730 notes
» via  lilaalnaughty   (originally  unrightful)
2 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 2:01pm 502 notes
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