• baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
» via  weaccepthelovewethinkwedeserve   (originally  im-not-o-fuckin-k)
5 hours ago on 28 July 2014 @ 12:41pm 91,749 notes

Splendour in the grass

5 hours ago on 28 July 2014 @ 12:40pm 2 notes
» via  loverslostinspaceee   (originally  aisforarthur)
1 day ago on 26 July 2014 @ 11:59pm 504,040 notes

ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

» via  loverslostinspaceee   (originally  ohmygodwhatever-etc)
1 day ago on 26 July 2014 @ 11:57pm 110,281 notes
hi dog
~ me to every dog i see (via nerdiegirlie)
» via  loverslostinspaceee   (originally  nerdiegirlie)
1 day ago on 26 July 2014 @ 11:57pm 136,250 notes

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

» via  dinosaursandapples   (originally  dendropsyche)
4 days ago on 23 July 2014 @ 7:40pm 208,952 notes
» via  ironbootyforqueen   (originally  ridge)
4 days ago on 23 July 2014 @ 7:35pm 35,546 notes

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

» via  a-lotof-fuckingships   (originally  tastefullyoffensive)
4 days ago on 23 July 2014 @ 7:35pm 116,662 notes
» via  unescapable   (originally  daddywhorebucks)
5 days ago on 23 July 2014 @ 4:53pm 158,972 notes

smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

» via  distraction   (originally  roopop)
5 days ago on 23 July 2014 @ 4:53pm 127,960 notes

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

» via  forever-christy   (originally  amovible)
5 days ago on 23 July 2014 @ 12:49pm 373,814 notes
» via  oanhderbread   (originally  onlycatgifs)
5 days ago on 23 July 2014 @ 12:09pm 66,149 notes
» via  ohgoodnesschild   (originally  rchand71)
5 days ago on 23 July 2014 @ 12:09pm 10,368 notes

harryftmikey:

Harry wore my collage tuition today

» via  fightthosedmons   (originally  harryftmikey)
5 days ago on 23 July 2014 @ 12:07pm 7,942 notes

calibornsbottomwhore:

im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8

» via  fightthosedmons   (originally  calibornsmainsqueeze)
5 days ago on 23 July 2014 @ 12:06pm 229,539 notes
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