December 2011
foreveronedirection-x:
normal people using chopsticks harry styles using chopsticks
Niall Horan using chopsticks: *insert the gif here*
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
This is what happened when 1D was drawing self...
Niall: "Can I start again? I need to start again. [Bliss hands him fresh paper] "Oh no I look like Mr Potato Head." [Harry breaks a glass, the other boys burst into laughter]
Harry: "i'm so sorry!" [harry still eyeing smashed glass on floor] "I'll run and get a dustpan"
Liam: "Can i have a pen?" [Bliss offers him a biro as the other boys are using the marker pens] "Nah, I'll wait for one of them." [looking at Niall's pic] "That looks nothing like you! just telling you how it is."
Niall: [turns to Bliss] "Does it look like me?" [Bliss says it does. it doesn't though] "I think it looks more like Zayn." [Harry arrives brandishing a dustpan.]
Liam: [to bliss as we pick up the broken glass] "we'll pick that up in a minute"
Harry: "Don't! you'll cut your fingers!"
Niall: [looking at his pic] "Potatooooooo."
Liam: "Um, Niall" [sat waiting not very patiently for a pen] "Niall... can i have the pen?"
Niall: " No! You're not allowed!"
Liam: "Niall!"
Niall: "LIAM!"
Liam: [looks at Niall's portrait] "Are you drawing a pot of gold? seriously?"
BLISS: "Niallllllllll!"
Harry: "does it have to have a body as well?" [louis draws a massive black line down Harry's arm] "what did you do that for?!"
Louis: "Because you tried to steal my pen and then you stole Niall's!"
Liam: [looking at Louis pic] "That does not look like you!?"
Louis: [Exasperated] "Liam, i'm not an artist"
Liam: " you should be - you're a music artist [looks at Zayn's] "Zayn mate, that don't look like you!" [ Zayn couldn't looked less bothered]
Harry: [Looking at the line on his arm] "I might get this tattooed on."
Liam: "Which way does my hair go? is it this way?"
Harry: " I had to think about that too. Then i just did it anyway."
Liam: "Oh no. Can i have another piece of paper?"
Niall: "Mine is sick. My one is the best one." [looks smug]
Louis: "Oh no, I've given myself a stripey top, I look like a prisoner"
Harry: [To Bliss] "Give mine back, I'll draw a body."
Liam: "Mine does not look like me at all."
Niall: [In Russian accent, looking at Louis' drawing] "You're so good at drawing Louiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis."
[Zayn's just been sat quietly throughout drawing. Alright Zayn]
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Watching Gotta be you with my 10 year old brother
Him: Why does that guy look so sad all the time?
Me: That's just when he sings
Him: but look at him now he still looks sad and hes just in a car
Him: they have cool cars
Me: yeah
Him: Why is that guy getting on a train?
Me: He has to go somewhere
Him: Well that explains the bag. IS HE GOING TO HOGWARTS?
Me: No just keep watching
Him: okay
Him: Why didn't they just carpool?
Him: what is that thing on the sad guys neck?
Me: Oh its a birthmark
Him: That's weird. Is that why he's sad?
Me: NO!
Him: How did the blonde guy get to the island?
Me: I don't know. He's irish by the way.
Him: OH HE USED HIS LEPRECHAUN POWERS TO TELEPORT!
Me: YES !
Him: or he ran there.
Me: what
Him: yeah
Him: yeah leprechauns are good runners
Me: what
Him: yeah
Him: who are those random guys with them?
Me: yeah i don't know
Him: YAY THE LEPRECHAUN IS FINALLY SINGING
Him: but I can't hear him
Me: Yeah
Him: oh
Me: do you reckon that girl looks like taylor lautner
Him: I don't know who that is.
Me: oh
Him: But she looks like that werewolf from twilight
Me: YES!
Him: oh it's over
Him: That was a weird video.
Wanna hear a joke about what a cleaner saw?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
I wanna be on a new reality show. →
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Reaction when people saw "Taylor Lautner is gay"...
Normal people: OMG really?
Twilight Fans: NO FUCKING WAY YOU STUPID HATER!
Directioners: Duh, he kissed Zayn in the GBY video.
“I think I’ve been unofficially married to a number of people.”
– -Darren Criss (via papitoness)
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gerard-gay:
there iS A REASON I TYPE LIKE THIS
it buILDS UP THE EXCITEMENT
this is too boring
THIS IS OBNOXIOUS
look itS THE PERFECT BALANCE
