Interviewer: What will happen when the two of you get married, will you see each other as much?
Jedward: We can't get married because we're brothers.
annawintour: you are now aware of your blinking and breathing bye
mopedstories: early-lavender: im slowly unlearning how to english Too myself also.
thundergoddess: if u ever feel down just remember that samuel l jackson did an impression of nicki minaj
threepac: don’t just hold your horses; caress your horses. make them feel special.
jarppileppala: I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
me: oh gosh that character is attractive
person: but he's the villain
me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
vidalajuicee: ocicats: i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy” no you know what movie we really don’t need a katy perry documentary
horribleteens: Omg these are like half the contacts on my phone
well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest” and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms i just did it to like 4 people omg
sleek-black-wings: elanorpam: jumpingjacktrash: badger-shenanigans: deadlyprospitarianpeanuts: princeaspartame: omg what a good dad tho wow that is so cute also best dad award goes to this guy i teared up adn then the music started and i laughed the entire time. I JUST HAVE LOTS OF DAD FEELS OKAY poor dude. you’re stuck there all night, face it. oh god this is adorable One...
jennas1dpage: tommosgravy: casual reminder that this actually happened ryan was always my favorite member after nial
dreamsfilltheemptyskies: symmetrydrive: dysenterygay: the only letters of the alphabet i need to know are U, S and A same Well played, Australia
leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one